My fortune is grammatically incorrect. MLIA "Your are a traveler at heart. There will be many journeys." Thank you cookie friend, after stuffing myself you make me happier than anything.
Thank you God for this laughter. Yes I am laughing at others, but that's why you gave me them right? Kids say just the darndest things. And I love the DMA for that.
And now for a new segment: Scarborough-isms. Yay!
Because I am really gonna love this history class. and his serious face.

"So when you were little kids who tried to dig a hole to China? *a few kids raise their hands* Same here!"
"America isn't about freedom, it's about dolla dollar bills y'all."
While discussing cash crops, "Your family isn't just going to go out and gnaw on a sweater."